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CoastalBeatIra (7:32:59 PM): What's going on guys?
CinemaNinjaKate (7:33:09 PM): Ready to talk Oscar
CinemaNinjaJon (7:33:29 PM): Checking out Rachel Wiess's chest, um, I mean bling
CoastalBeatIra (7:33:30 PM): Jon, are you there?
CoastalBeatIra (7:33:36 PM): ok, you're there
CinemaNinjaKate (7:33:45 PM): She does have a nice chest.
CinemaNinjaKate (7:34:04 PM): J Lo has a lot of bling, too
CinemaNinjaKate (7:34:40 PM): Beyonce is here. Wonder why. She is not nominated and she should never act. EVER.
CinemaNinjaJon (7:34:47 PM): Marc Anthony looks like a skeleton. What is he even doing at the Oscars??
CinemaNinjaKate (7:34:59 PM): J Lo needed arm candy
CinemaNinjaJon (7:35:22 PM): You know what she looks good on TV. That's why Beyonce is here. God Bless America
CinemaNinjaKate (7:35:50 PM): Eddie Murphy is a cad. Leaving Scary Spice preggers while he steps out with his new grilfriend.
CinemaNinjaKate (7:35:54 PM): And he is going to win tonight. CinemaNinjaKate (7:35:55 PM): Sad.
CinemaNinjaJon (7:36:14 PM): Will Gwyneth Paltrow ever be relevant again?
CinemaNinjaJon (7:36:29 PM): Penelope Cruz is wearing a pink ostrich or something
CinemaNinjaKate (7:36:32 PM): What happened to Penelope Cruz? She is wearing a Macy's Day float
CinemaNinjaKate (7:36:56 PM): Jay Manuel from America's Next Top Model has his pen out. Lord help us all.
CinemaNinjaJon (7:36:57 PM): She's seriously scary. Plus she ha really flappy lips. When she talks that move like billows
CinemaNinjaJon (7:37:22 PM): He's like the gay John Madden.
CinemaNinjaKate (7:37:43 PM): Beyonce hates Jennifer Hudson, supposidlyCinemaNinjaKate (7:38:04 PM): Nicole Kidman is here. Where's Keith Urban? His fans want to know!
CinemaNinjaJon (7:38:06 PM): That's because Jennifer Hudson was good in the movie and rightly got all the acclaim
CinemaNinjaKate (7:38:29 PM): I love Ryan Gossling
CinemaNinjaKate (7:38:43 PM): Me and 15-year-old girls everywhere are sighing.
CinemaNinjaJon (7:38:58 PM): Yeah. Go home and cry to "The Notebook" CinemaNinjaKate (7:39:05 PM): E knows nothing about the Oscar
CinemaNinjaKate (7:39:36 PM): Cate Blanchett won for "The Aviator" and E said it was her first nomination. Silly E!
CinemaNinjaJon (7:39:50 PM): Kate Winslett actually makes pear green look good.
CinemaNinjaJon (7:40:07 PM): Bow down to the Queen.
CinemaNinjaKate (7:40:25 PM): Queen Latifa supposidly had a breast reduction. They didn't take a lot out.
CinemaNinjaJon (7:40:59 PM): Good suggestion from the folks at our party. David Hasselhoff as host of the Oscars. No one should Hassle the Hoff.
CinemaNinjaKate (7:41:18 PM): I am excited for Ellen, though.
CinemaNinjaKate (7:41:24 PM): She likes animals./
CinemaNinjaJon (7:41:34 PM): Yeah, as long as she remembers that being the host means being funny
CinemaNinjaKate (7:41:45 PM): She was great as the host of the Emmys
CinemaNinjaKate (7:42:40 PM): I want an elephant, too, Jon. Like Jenna. Would you get us two?
CinemaNinjaJon (7:43:01 PM): Um. Where would one keep an elephant in a 800 square foot apartment.
CinemaNinjaKate (7:43:14 PM): In the guest bedroom, of course.
CinemaNinjaKate (7:43:26 PM): Jon, will you go see Premonition?
CinemaNinjaKate (7:43:49 PM): It will be another magic mailbox movie. Like the Lake House, but scary.
CinemaNinjaJon (7:43:51 PM): No. I'm tired of Sandra Bullock, tired of Magic Mailbox movies and just tired of crappy movies in general
CinemaNinjaJon (7:44:18 PM): Seriously. She was OK in Speed. That was about it.
CinemaNinjaKate (7:44:42 PM): Um....she was a Tour de Force in Demolition Man.
CinemaNinjaJon (7:45:06 PM): Was that the one where she had sex with Sly via computers?CinemaNinjaKate (7:45:11 PM): yes.
CinemaNinjaJon (7:45:30 PM): Speaking of terrible actors...
CinemaNinjaKate (7:45:31 PM): back to the action. I really hope Eddie Murphy doesn't win.
CinemaNinjaJon (7:45:48 PM): Just because he bailed on his baby momma?
CinemaNinjaKate (7:46:04 PM): No, because I don't think he was the best.
CinemaNinjaKate (7:46:31 PM): I mean, I didn't see Dreamgirls, but my knowledge of Eddie Murphy is that he is not as good as, say, Alan Arkin.
CinemaNinjaJon (7:46:31 PM): Nicole Kidman does look like a Chirstmas present
CinemaNinjaKate (7:46:44 PM): I love Kate Winslet. She looks gorgeous. CinemaNinjaKate (7:46:50 PM): Don't think she will win, though.
CinemaNinjaJon (7:47:08 PM): Yes she is gorgeous. But no. Helen Mirren is going to win. No doubt about it.
CinemaNinjaJon (7:47:23 PM): Ryan Seacrest is an effing dope
CinemaNinjaKate (7:47:27 PM): And she corrected Ryan Secrest. I love her.CinemaNinjaKate (7:48:37 PM): The Queen is blonde.
CinemaNinjaJon (7:48:41 PM): I like how he just blew off Kate for Queen Latifah
CinemaNinjaJon (7:48:49 PM): She looks good.
CinemaNinjaKate (7:49:07 PM): She does, although she is being forced to present tonight with John Travolta.
CinemaNinjaJon (7:49:11 PM): Wow Reese Witherspoon looks hot. Ryan Phillipe is a bad actor AND an idiot.
CinemaNinjaKate (7:49:31 PM): Agreed. She looks better divorced than she did married.
CinemaNinjaKate (7:49:40 PM): Poor 11-year-old Abbie Breslin.
CinemaNinjaKate (7:49:45 PM): She looks like my Easter basket.
CinemaNinjaKate (7:50:13 PM): Meryl Streep is wearing a necklace her daughter made for her in preschool.
CinemaNinjaJon (7:50:39 PM): I think Ryan Seacrest just tried to pick up Meryl Streep's daughter. BTW, is Meryl high??
CinemaNinjaKate (7:50:53 PM): No, I think she is tired of talking crap.
CinemaNinjaKate (7:51:08 PM): Child abuse on TV!
CinemaNinjaKate (7:56:58 PM): Nicole looks like a present, and no Keith. Boo,.
CinemaNinjaJon (7:57:13 PM): I think Nicole Kidman got into Keith's stash. That dress is terrible.
CinemaNinjaKate (7:57:19 PM): OMG CLIVE OWEN!
CinemaNinjaJon (7:57:26 PM): Seriously, you need to get over Clive Owen.
CinemaNinjaKate (7:57:35 PM): He is so beautiful.
CinemaNinjaKate (7:57:51 PM): Robert Downey Jr. DOES look like he has already gone on a coke binge.
CinemaNinjaJon (7:58:22 PM): I'm sure he's clean. Courtney Love isn't around. She's usually the perp. in these situations.
CinemaNinjaKate (7:58:54 PM): Reece is all about the revenge. Take that Phillippe.
CinemaNinjaKate (7:58:58 PM): Or however you spell it.
CinemaNinjaJon (7:59:04 PM): It's amazing that Debbie Matanopolis makes the E! red carpet show dumber. That's impressive.
CinemaNinjaKate (7:59:24 PM): Well, she made The View dumber and that was hard.
CinemaNinjaJon (8:00:26 PM): Sad, we missed the Barbara WaWa special. Sniff
CinemaNinjaKate (8:00:32 PM): I love penguins! The Oscars are going to be awesome this year if they are starting with penguins.
CinemaNinjaKate (8:00:39 PM): Are you really sad we missed Barbara.
CinemaNinjaJon (8:01:15 PM): No. She's lit with so much soft lighting now she looks like a ghost.
CinemaNinjaKate (8:01:39 PM): Okay, this penguin thing is cheesy. I am sort of over it.
CinemaNinjaJon (8:01:54 PM): What do you think the number of Borat references will be tonight? I put the over/under at about 67
CinemaNinjaKate (8:02:09 PM): I say 69. Better number
CinemaNinjaJon (8:02:18 PM): Rock. Chris Connelly. My how far he has fallen.
CinemaNinjaKate (8:02:24 PM): Chris Connelly came out from beind his desk at Premiere?
CinemaNinjaKate (8:03:05 PM): Leonardo DiCaprio is so handsome tonight because he is not going to win.
CinemaNinjaKate (8:03:57 PM): Lisa Ling's dress is crazy.
CinemaNinjaKate (8:04:13 PM): Naomi Watts is totally preggers.
CinemaNinjaJon (8:05:03 PM): The guy behind Nicole and Naomi looks like he's going to a Prom circa 1975
CinemaNinjaJon (8:05:42 PM): Andre Leon Talley rocks. He's wearing a cape!
CoastalBeatIra (8:05:55 PM): It's time for Cinemaaaaaaaaaaaaa
CoastalBeatIra (8:05:59 PM): ninjas..ninjas...ninjas
CinemaNinjaJon (8:06:09 PM): Why is Jennifer Hudson wearing a space
outfit?
CinemaNinjaKate (8:06:10 PM): I don't like Jennifer Hudson's cape.
CinemaNinjaKate (8:06:23 PM): Oscar is going to beam her up.
CinemaNinjaKate (8:06:38 PM): Ooh, but her dress has pockets!
CinemaNinjaKate (8:07:20 PM): I love Steve Carrell! Long live the Office!
CinemaNinjaJon (8:07:45 PM): Still, as good as the American version of the Office is, it's not as good as the original.
CinemaNinjaKate (8:08:08 PM): What are they going to do with the nominee wall?
CinemaNinjaKate (8:09:04 PM): Patricia Field looks like she is holding a banana. And Emily Blunt dresses better than Anne Hathaway.
CinemaNinjaJon (8:09:33 PM): I like that Anne Hathaway is pasty. Glad to see someone in LA that isn't perfectly tan.
CinemaNinjaJon (8:12:48 PM): Penelope Cruz's dress looks like she killed a peach ostrich...
CinemaNinjaKate (8:13:17 PM): Penelope Cruz is beautiful. Her dress looks like she ran legs first into a flamingo.
CinemaNinjaKate (8:14:12 PM): Jada looks gorgeous. Jayden looks bored. Will Smith is grey. That's the family Smith.
CinemaNinjaJon (8:14:35 PM): And Will Smith only had one good line in the whole movie. He got nominated for one good line?
CinemaNinjaKate (8:15:00 PM): Cameron Diaz's dress is great. And she looks so cute with brown hair.
CinemaNinjaJon (8:15:19 PM): I like Cameren Diaz as a brunette, and her earring are fabulous
CinemaNinjaKate (8:15:58 PM): Eddie Murphy is wearing a purple suit. Another reason to hate him.
CinemaNinjaJon (8:16:21 PM): Lisa ling's dress is ugly. It looks like her niece or nephew went at with a pair of scissors!
CinemaNinjaJon (8:16:30 PM): Oh, but he was so good in Dreamgirls.
CinemaNinjaJon (8:17:44 PM): Cate Blanchett looks like she took a bath in glitter.

CinemaNinjaKate (8:18:00 PM): But it is gorgeous. She does not make fashion mistakes.
CinemaNinjaKate (8:19:18 PM): I love Ryan Gosling. I would love it if he would win, although Forrest Whitaker has this in the bag.
CinemaNinjaKate (8:19:18 PM): And if he weren't an actor, he would be a truck dirver. That is cool.
CinemaNinjaJon (8:19:30 PM): Is Ryan Gosling having problems getting laid? First he made The Notebook and now he's brought his mom and sister to the Oscars. Seriously he's going to melt in the rain he's so sacchrine.
CinemaNinjaKate (8:19:51 PM): He brought his mom and sister because his girlfriend - Rachel McAdams - is working.
CinemaNinjaJon (8:20:07 PM): Right, right, right.
CinemaNinjaKate (8:20:54 PM): Jon, don't destroy the image in my mind of Ryan's fabulousness.
CinemaNinjaKate (8:22:42 PM): I would love it if Mark Whalberg one. I would sing "Good Vibrations" after his acceptance speech.
CinemaNinjaKate (8:22:50 PM): Won. Not one. Jesus.
CinemaNinjaJon (8:22:56 PM): I think Mark Wahlberg is kind of a smug SOB.
CinemaNinjaKate (8:23:53 PM): Oh my God, that woman just called three Mexican directors "amigos."
CinemaNinjaJon (8:24:06 PM): Where is Martin Short?
CinemaNinjaKate (8:24:38 PM): Or Chevy Chase for that matter?
CinemaNinjaJon (8:24:52 PM): Screw Steve Martin though.
CinemaNinjaJon (8:25:16 PM): Wow, Kate Winslett is only 31. I think she looks older than that. Sad huh?
CinemaNinjaKate (8:25:24 PM): Ira, Kate Winslet is as old as you and she has been nominated for an Oscar several times. Do you feel you have something to prove?
CinemaNinjaJon (8:25:59 PM): Well, Ira do you?
CoastalBeatIra (8:26:41 PM): Kate Winslet is my motivation
CinemaNinjaKate (8:26:58 PM): Helen Mirren is gorgeous. Seriously. She is proof you can still look sexy when you are older.
CinemaNinjaKate (8:27:57 PM): Oscar time!
CinemaNinjaJon (8:27:58 PM): So is the consensus is that Helen Mirren is hot for 61. The ultimate cougar, I guess.
CinemaNinjaKate (8:28:09 PM): Total cougar.
CinemaNinjaJon (8:30:17 PM): and here we go
CinemaNinjaJon (8:30:41 PM): Peter O'Toole. Creepy.
CinemaNinjaKate (8:30:54 PM): Peter O'Toole was awesome, but he is scary.
CinemaNinjaKate (8:31:33 PM): This is an interesting opening.
CinemaNinjaKate (8:32:06 PM): I like the optimist who is going to fail an eighth time.
CinemaNinjaJon (8:32:36 PM): What the hell is a hula hula hope?
CinemaNinjaKate (8:33:14 PM): No sexual thoughts about the Queen.
CinemaNinjaJon (8:33:27 PM): I love Randy Newman
CinemaNinjaJon (8:33:55 PM): That guy is a werewolf
CinemaNinjaKate (8:34:27 PM): I would thank my folks, and Jon and Ira for getting me where I am today.
CinemaNinjaKate (8:34:58 PM): Oscar is really white, you know that?
CinemaNinjaJon (8:35:15 PM): Peter O'Toole is a walking corpse. Seriously. He's lucky that this is the montage he's in and not the one later on for all the folks who have died this year.
CinemaNinjaKate (8:36:07 PM): I love that they make the nominees stand up - like they got an A on the class project or something.
CinemaNinjaJon (8:36:15 PM): I wonder if some day, the catepillars above Marty Scorsese's eyes will turn into butterflies?
CinemaNinjaKate (8:36:29 PM): That is a FLY suit Ellen has on.
CinemaNinjaJon (8:36:37 PM): I think Ellen raided Liberace's wardrobe
CinemaNinjaJon (8:37:04 PM): Ellen's first joke. Sucked.
CinemaNinjaKate (8:37:06 PM): She is wearing a wedding ring. Do you think she and Portia got hitched in Jersey?
CinemaNinjaJon (8:37:16 PM): Or Canada, maybe.
CinemaNinjaKate (8:38:17 PM): Most international Oscars, lesbian host.
CinemaNinjaJon (8:38:35 PM): Insert liberal Hollywood joke here
CinemaNinjaKate (8:39:20 PM): Half a box of chardonnay. I want to party with Ellen.
CinemaNinjaJon (8:41:08 PM): Does Jack Nicholson have a shaved head?? Seriously that's creepy.
CinemaNinjaKate (8:41:23 PM): Olive is wearing my Easter basket. Seriously.
CinemaNinjaJon (8:41:41 PM): I think you can see through Peter O'Toole's skin.
CinemaNinjaKate (8:42:10 PM): Jennifer lost the cape, thank God.
CinemaNinjaJon (8:42:51 PM): Doesn't Tipper Gore hate Hollywood.
CinemaNinjaKate (8:43:08 PM): Just its music.
CinemaNinjaKate (8:44:18 PM): Ellen has a tambourine. I love it.
CinemaNinjaJon (8:45:03 PM): Ellen has made it about 15 minutes without dancing. That's pretty impressive.
CinemaNinjaKate (8:45:30 PM): Wearing a tux isn't exactly new for Daniel Craig.
CinemaNinjaJon (8:45:35 PM): Are the presenters supposed to look like they are coming down for heaven or something?
CinemaNinjaKate (8:45:59 PM): Pan's Labrynth will win art direction.
CinemaNinjaKate (8:47:01 PM): Kate is 1 for 1.
CinemaNinjaKate (8:47:07 PM): Suck it, Foerster.
CinemaNinjaJon (8:47:15 PM): I didn't even make a pick.
CinemaNinjaKate (8:47:41 PM): I know, but I have Oscar fever and it is making me all sassy.
CinemaNinjaJon (8:48:20 PM): You know who should give every acceptance speech?? Roberto Benigni. He was great.
CinemaNinjaJon (8:48:31 PM): It's weird to see Maggie G in clothes.

CinemaNinjaJon (8:52:24 PM): I like how McDonalds has just decided that every man on earth cannot cook. Thanks guys.
H20angel33 (8:52:36 PM) has entered the room.
CoastalBeatIra (8:52:38 PM): Ellyn Angelottis is in the building
CoastalBeatIra (8:52:44 PM): Angelotti
H20angel33 (8:52:51 PM): where is Rachel McAdams? Why was she not with Ryan?
CinemaNinjaKate (8:53:04 PM): She is working, according to the pre-show.
h27heather (8:53:11 PM) has been invited.
CinemaNinjaKate (8:53:15 PM): Hi Ellyn!
CinemaNinjaJon (8:53:19 PM): Hola Ellyn.
H20angel33 (8:53:24 PM): hey Kate!!
CinemaNinjaKate (8:53:25 PM): I love Will Farrell's fro.
H20angel33 (8:53:25 PM): hola
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H20angel33 (8:53:30 PM): I love the fro
h27heather (8:53:38 PM) has entered the room.
CinemaNinjaKate (8:53:58 PM): Hi Heather!
CinemaNinjaJon (8:54:01 PM): Welcome Heather.
h27heather (8:54:02 PM): hi
CinemaNinjaKate (8:54:12 PM): I love that they are all wearing Madonna mikes.
CinemaNinjaKate (8:54:32 PM): Is Jack Black reading off a teleprompter?
h27heather (8:54:39 PM): my generation knows them more as britney spears mikes.

CinemaNinjaKate (8:54:50 PM): Sorry, I am old.
CinemaNinjaJon (8:54:57 PM): I think Jack Black is just playing a hyper version of himself. But now he's calling out Leo. Awesome.
CinemaNinjaJon (8:55:17 PM): Peter O'Toole has no idea what is going on.
h27heather (8:55:26 PM): i know, when did he get so old?
CinemaNinjaKate (8:55:41 PM): Jack called out Peter O'toole by threatening to beat him with a Nickelodeon award. Awesome. And he hit on Helen Mirren.
CinemaNinjaJon (8:55:56 PM): 1789 is when Peter O'Toole got old, I think.
coolrm14 (8:56:37 PM) has been invited.
CinemaNinjaKate (8:56:48 PM): This is so much better than the Billy Crystal songs.
CinemaNinjaJon (8:57:07 PM): yeah but I miss the one arm pushups
CinemaNinjaJon (8:57:46 PM): I don't know why more people didn't like Apocalypto.
CoolRM14 (8:57:48 PM) has entered the room.
CoastalBeatIra (8:57:57 PM): Welcome Ryan McAfee and Heather HArkins
CinemaNinjaKate (8:57:59 PM): Um.....because it was in Mayan?
CoolRM14 (8:58:10 PM): hey, GREASERS!
CinemaNinjaKate (8:58:20 PM): Hey, McAfee.
CoolRM14 (8:58:21 PM): was that already established?
h27heather (8:58:26 PM): Did any of you see Pan's Labrynth?
CinemaNinjaJon (8:58:27 PM): OK. I think it's now clear that Pan's Labyrinth is going to win every award that it's up for.
CinemaNinjaKate (8:58:39 PM): Pan's Labyrinth was AMAZING.
CinemaNinjaKate (8:58:46 PM): Deserves every award it is getting.
h27heather (8:58:50 PM): I really want to see it, is it still in theaters?
CinemaNinjaJon (8:58:59 PM): yeah, pan's labyrinth was the best movie this year. It sucks that it wasn't nominated for best picture.
CinemaNinjaKate (8:59:02 PM): I don't think so. It was here for about two weeks.
CinemaNinjaJon (8:59:18 PM): I think that guy talked to Flock of Seagulls before coming up on stage.
CinemaNinjaKate (9:00:01 PM): Abbie is presenting because she is going to lose.
CoolRM14 (9:00:08 PM): she is so hot
h27heather (9:00:35 PM): harsh
CinemaNinjaKate (9:00:48 PM): Harsh, but true.
h27heather (9:01:14 PM): yeah, probably will go to Jennifer Hudson
CinemaNinjaJon (9:01:42 PM): No Time for Nuts sounds like a different sort of film doesn't it.
CinemaNinjaKate (9:02:13 PM): Jayden is so cute...just like his dad.
h27heather (9:02:32 PM): He looks like a girl with that hair
CinemaNinjaKate (9:02:43 PM): Well, he's 8.
h27heather (9:03:07 PM): No excuses, play like a champion.

CinemaNinjaJon (9:04:01 PM): Apparently only foriegn folks make live action shorts.
CinemaNinjaJon (9:04:13 PM): West Bank Story is a great name for a movie
CinemaNinjaKate (9:04:29 PM): West Bank Story has it.
CinemaNinjaKate (9:04:48 PM): And I am right.
CinemaNinjaKate (9:05:10 PM): Jack is scary with the shaved head.
CinemaNinjaJon (9:05:13 PM): OK Cue ball Jack is officially creepy
h27heather (9:05:59 PM): Yeah, so is that Bad News Bears guy who made a come back, he is way creepy
CinemaNinjaKate (9:06:27 PM): But he was AWESOME in "Little Children"
cwsilk (9:06:43 PM) has been invited.
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CinemaNinjaJon (9:06:53 PM): Awesome in that scares the hell out of you sort of way.
CoastalBeatIra (9:06:54 PM): Welcome Chris Silk
h27heather (9:07:01 PM): He reminds me of Willem Defoe in Shadow of a Vampire, creepy skinny bald guy
CinemaNinjaJon (9:07:06 PM): Hello Chris. The Oscar's poll online was awesome
CinemaNinjaKate (9:07:17 PM): Hi Chris!
cwsilk (9:07:23 PM): thanks. I wish it were better though. (HI kate)
cwsilk (9:08:07 PM): Is Cadillac going to run an ad every break?
CoolRM14 (9:09:04 PM): Does anyone else think that "Little Man" was robbed this year by the academy?
CinemaNinjaJon (9:09:19 PM): Not as much as the ATL
CoolRM14 (9:09:27 PM): touche
cwsilk (9:09:30 PM): Didn't it win a couple Razzies? I love the Wayans, but that stunk.
CinemaNinjaKate (9:09:36 PM): Not as much as "Stick It" was. Oscar doesn't like gymnastics.
cwsilk (9:09:39 PM): Little Man, that is.
CinemaNinjaKate (9:09:52 PM): I think it did win a couple of Razzies.
h27heather (9:10:11 PM): Duff sisters got the biggest snub for Material Girls
CoolRM14 (9:10:19 PM): i think that the Oscars discriminate too much against movies that are terrible
h27heather (9:10:26 PM): haha
CoolRM14 (9:10:30 PM): i mean, what's that about?
CinemaNinjaKate (9:10:41 PM): Not true. Babel is nominated for best picture and it should not be there.
cwsilk (9:10:49 PM): Wait. Crash was terrible. And it got a Best Picture. I'll stand by that till my dying day.
CinemaNinjaJon (9:10:58 PM): There are just too many crappy movies to keep up with. I mean there's another "Something New" coming out every week.
cwsilk (9:11:03 PM): But I'm over it.
CinemaNinjaJon (9:11:08 PM): Sounds like it.
cwsilk (9:11:17 PM): I can't decide about "Zodiac."
CinemaNinjaKate (9:11:25 PM): I loved Crash, although I was pulling for Brokeback Mountain. Jon, let "Something New" go.
h27heather (9:11:26 PM): I want to see it
h27heather (9:11:45 PM): if for nothing else, just to see Jake Gyllenhaal for two hours on a huge screen
cwsilk (9:11:46 PM): Ellen is really hitting the one-liners tonight.
CinemaNinjaJon (9:11:59 PM): I think Zodiac will be terrible. But I am looking forward to 300
H20angel33 (9:12:03 PM): yeah i am
CinemaNinjaKate (9:12:05 PM): There is really a sound-effects choir?
CoolRM14 (9:12:05 PM): that's just because you have a huge crush on the constellation Gemini, Heather
CinemaNinjaKate (9:12:09 PM): I am so excited about the 300.
cwsilk (9:12:10 PM): Two choirs and it's only 9:12 p.m.
CinemaNinjaJon (9:12:21 PM): Ok this is creepy as all hell
cwsilk (9:12:32 PM): wait, that was priscilla queen of the desert in the background. I know that big gold shoe anywhere.
CinemaNinjaJon (9:12:35 PM): And where is that guy from Police Academy. and Doug E. Fresh
h27heather (9:12:39 PM): what?
h27heather (9:12:41 PM): Gemini?
cwsilk (9:12:43 PM): this is BORING!
CinemaNinjaKate (9:12:44 PM): You know, they talk about the oscars being too long. This is why.
CoolRM14 (9:12:51 PM): does anyone remember that MTV's The State skit where they did the animal sounds?
cwsilk (9:13:06 PM): This adds zip to the show. Present something. That's all anyone really cares about.
CinemaNinjaKate (9:13:27 PM): Get to an acting award, for God's sake.
cwsilk (9:13:33 PM): Everyone in the audience just took a break to go get a drink and hit a loo.
CinemaNinjaJon (9:13:34 PM): The guy that's conducting this is taking it way too seriously
CoolRM14 (9:13:37 PM): oh man, these people are going to take away all of Michael Winslow's work!
h27heather (9:13:47 PM): Chicago, loved it!
cwsilk (9:13:51 PM): ok. the last five seconds were cool.
CinemaNinjaKate (9:13:58 PM): Wow, that was 2 minutes of my life I will never get back.
CinemaNinjaKate (9:14:16 PM): Steve Carrell!
cwsilk (9:14:29 PM): wasn't best Supporting aCtress always first in year's past?
cwsilk (9:14:55 PM): These scripted comedy bits are almost as bad as the comedy on "studio 60"
h27heather (9:14:59 PM): lame sound joke
h27heather (9:15:02 PM): its been done
CinemaNinjaKate (9:15:04 PM): Nope. It is always the third or fourth. I think it is next,.
H20angel33 (9:15:05 PM): haha got it...after
H20angel33 (9:15:07 PM): the fac
CinemaNinjaJon (9:15:08 PM): Greg Kinear should go back to Talk Soup. He was great at that.
H20angel33 (9:15:09 PM): t
h27heather (9:15:24 PM): its golden globes that does the supporting actress first
CoolRM14 (9:16:02 PM): who were the letters from iwo jima sent to?
CinemaNinjaKate (9:16:13 PM): OMG, they gave it to that guy because he worked on a movie about his father.
H20angel33 (9:16:19 PM): you mean, you didn't get them?
CinemaNinjaKate (9:16:20 PM): Honestly, Oscar.
h27heather (9:16:40 PM): Nepitism is alive and well
cwsilk (9:16:42 PM): Has anyone thanked a lawyer yet?
CinemaNinjaJon (9:16:44 PM): Must have put the wrong zip code on them
CinemaNinjaKate (9:16:52 PM): No, the actors do that.
CoolRM14 (9:17:08 PM): this guy is just reeking of charisma
cwsilk (9:17:15 PM): It's always so tacky to read the speech. Remember the girl from "Beautiful Mind?"
h27heather (9:17:26 PM): Tear
CoolRM14 (9:17:32 PM): oh, she's awesome in Labyrinth
CinemaNinjaKate (9:17:34 PM): That other guy was shut out.
CinemaNinjaJon (9:17:35 PM): The first guy totally just screwed the other guy out of a speech
cwsilk (9:17:37 PM): Mr. tumnus is hot.
cwsilk (9:17:42 PM): he's so cute
CinemaNinjaKate (9:17:49 PM): He is cute
CinemaNinjaJon (9:17:57 PM): If it's not Scottish It's Crap
cwsilk (9:18:10 PM): accents do wonders for a man.
CoolRM14 (9:18:42 PM): whatever man, my Canadian accents NEVER works
CinemaNinjaKate (9:18:55 PM): One guy turned his mugshot in to the Academy?
CinemaNinjaJon (9:19:04 PM): I think Nolte did that once too
cwsilk (9:19:26 PM): sister-girl is working that pink dress.
h27heather (9:19:30 PM): Jessica Biels's dress is boring
CinemaNinjaKate (9:19:43 PM): Jennifer Hudson will be shown any time Dreamgirls wins tonight.
cwsilk (9:19:46 PM): she's so skinny.
CinemaNinjaJon (9:19:46 PM): The fourth generation of sound mixers. Thye must be so proud
CoolRM14 (9:19:50 PM): doesn't change the fact that she is ridiculously hot
CinemaNinjaJon (9:20:03 PM): agreed. Jessica Biel is hot.
h27heather (9:20:14 PM): yes, she's beautiful
cwsilk (9:20:22 PM): That woman just had her eyes closed.
CinemaNinjaKate (9:20:23 PM): Yeah, but I had socks that were the color of that dress. I am with Heather. It is boring.
H20angel33 (9:20:28 PM): ryan thought the littel girl from little miss sunshine was hot
h27heather (9:20:41 PM): ha, touche
h27heather (9:20:47 PM): hurry buddy
CinemaNinjaKate (9:20:59 PM): She looks like an Easter basket, Ryan.
CinemaNinjaKate (9:21:03 PM): Rachel Weiz and her boobs!
cwsilk (9:21:09 PM): all i see is gold.
cwsilk (9:21:36 PM): what's around her neck?
H20angel33 (9:21:43 PM): wasn't that a hammer song?
cwsilk (9:21:45 PM): Jackie earle hailey scares me
CinemaNinjaJon (9:21:45 PM): Ok. child molestation humor is never funny.
h27heather (9:21:48 PM): a bunch of diamonds in a lump
CinemaNinjaKate (9:21:50 PM): Please, no Eddie. Please, please, please.
cwsilk (9:22:08 PM): alan arkin if it's going to be an upset.
CoolRM14 (9:22:54 PM): Go, Norbit GO!
h27heather (9:22:54 PM): i'm so sick of dream girls and all of its hype
CinemaNinjaKate (9:22:57 PM): OOoh, sucky clip. Maybe that means no Eddie.
CinemaNinjaJon (9:22:59 PM): I don't know, Eddie Murphy's Jehri curl deserves to win
h27heather (9:23:18 PM): yeah!!!
cwsilk (9:23:22 PM): ohh. Eddie is so pissed.
CinemaNinjaKate (9:23:37 PM): YES! No Eddie!
H20angel33 (9:23:37 PM): my friend was so board during dream girls, when she saw it she spent most of the time updating her phone's contact list
h27heather (9:24:16 PM): Aww, check out Abbie's monkey
cwsilk (9:24:16 PM): hmm. momentum for "Sunshine" now. and it scooped at the Independent Spirit awards.
CinemaNinjaJon (9:24:36 PM): A comedy won't win.
cwsilk (9:24:37 PM): don't read the speech. You look like a substitute teacher.
CinemaNinjaKate (9:24:44 PM): I love that Arkin put his award on the floor.
H20angel33 (9:24:44 PM): i didn't think it lived up to it's hype
CinemaNinjaKate (9:24:47 PM): Aw, he is crying. I love Alan Arkin.
cwsilk (9:25:24 PM): did ellen just make a pee joke?
CinemaNinjaKate (9:25:35 PM): No, Marky Mark did.
CinemaNinjaJon (9:25:38 PM): Catepillars seriously. That guy needs to trim those bad boys up
h27heather (9:25:49 PM): Mark's like, get me the ef out of here, my catagory is over
cwsilk (9:25:58 PM): mark mark wants a drink
CinemaNinjaJon (9:26:01 PM): I think I'd actually see a cross between Goodfellas and Big Momma's House
cwsilk (9:26:17 PM): god. another one?
h27heather (9:26:23 PM): uhh, more performance art
CinemaNinjaKate (9:26:23 PM): I want to see Goodfella's Momma's House.
CoolRM14 (9:26:44 PM): is this another hyundai commercial?
cwsilk (9:26:54 PM): penguins!
h27heather (9:27:20 PM): seems like a lot of the normal oscar faces aren't in the crowd this year
CinemaNinjaJon (9:28:18 PM): No TomKat, heaven forbid.
cwsilk (9:28:29 PM): diet coke is spending serious ducats on commercials
CinemaNinjaKate (9:28:41 PM): Callie O'Malley is doing Dove commercials?
H20angel33 (9:28:51 PM): ryan likes this commercial
cwsilk (9:28:53 PM): this commercial looks like 70s porn
H20angel33 (9:29:03 PM): exactly
CoolRM14 (9:29:09 PM): HEY!
h27heather (9:29:10 PM): hahaha
CoolRM14 (9:29:19 PM): ok, you're right...
supagrlnkc (9:29:42 PM) has been invited.
CinemaNinjaJon (9:29:46 PM): BTW, who was looking forward to Yang's Anatomy if Merideth died this week?
supagrlnkc (9:29:50 PM) has entered the room.
supagrlnkc (9:30:04 PM): Yes, the party will start now yall.
CinemaNinjaKate (9:30:10 PM): Meredith was not going to die.
h27heather (9:30:11 PM): stop talking about grey's, i'm not up to date
CinemaNinjaKate (9:30:30 PM): Hi Vonna!
supagrlnkc (9:30:35 PM): hi ms. kate
CinemaNinjaKate (9:30:36 PM): Sorry, no more Grey's talk. Let's talk about The Departed. Awesome movie.,
supagrlnkc (9:30:49 PM): this oscars is boring
cwsilk (9:30:58 PM): randy newman. leave the room.
CoolRM14 (9:31:10 PM): james taylor, baby!
CinemaNinjaKate (9:31:30 PM): Don't talk bad about Randy Newman. He is a genius.
CinemaNinjaJon (9:31:31 PM): Randy Newman looks like a turtle out of its shell
cwsilk (9:31:32 PM): i want some 36mafia up in here
supagrlnkc (9:31:39 PM): LOL
CinemaNinjaKate (9:31:45 PM): It's hard out there for a pimp.
supagrlnkc (9:31:47 PM): what was that song called?
cwsilk (9:31:54 PM): somebody set fire to some oil barrels or something
supagrlnkc (9:31:57 PM): "It's hard to be a pimp"
cwsilk (9:32:04 PM): it's hard out there for a pimp
h27heather (9:32:12 PM): wow, james taylor overload lately huh ryan?
CoolRM14 (9:32:21 PM): i think it's called "it's hard out here for a pimp"
CinemaNinjaKate (9:32:27 PM): I love James Taylor, but after three beers, this is putting me to sleep.
h27heather (9:32:46 PM): after a red bull its putting me to sleep
cwsilk (9:32:46 PM): someone wake me when it's over.
supagrlnkc (9:32:48 PM): so what did you guys think of the person who won for best supporting actor?
h27heather (9:33:03 PM): i was happy he won, I like Alan Arkin
cwsilk (9:33:14 PM): thank you jesus.
cwsilk (9:33:27 PM): my god. not all five once.
h27heather (9:33:35 PM): yeah, Kansas represent, Melissa!
CinemaNinjaKate (9:33:35 PM): I am happy. I love Alan Arkin and he was great in Little Miss Sunshine.
CinemaNinjaKate (9:33:43 PM): Heroin addicted grandpa. That says Oscar to me.
cwsilk (9:33:44 PM): are there slogans in the background?
h27heather (9:33:59 PM): at least they are all getting out of the way now
cwsilk (9:34:01 PM): i'm down with al gore, but "Change your thermostat?
CinemaNinjaJon (9:34:15 PM): Is the kid from Hanson her back up guitarist?
CinemaNinjaKate (9:34:29 PM): No, it's the end of "An Inconvenient Truth.:
cwsilk (9:35:04 PM): work the guitar girl. work it.
CinemaNinjaKate (9:35:22 PM): Melissa Ethridge is awesome.
CinemaNinjaKate (9:35:23 PM): Even if that last move was scary,
h27heather (9:35:24 PM): I used to love her when I was like in 7th grade
cwsilk (9:35:32 PM): if al gore wins, will he announce for president?
CoolRM14 (9:35:34 PM): did Al Gore mention anything about the capture of manbearpig in that movie?
CinemaNinjaKate (9:35:54 PM): yes, it was filmed. It is quite beautiful, actually.
supagrlnkc (9:35:57 PM): Leo ... yum.
supagrlnkc (9:36:07 PM): that man is all kinds of hot
CinemaNinjaKate (9:36:08 PM): Oh no. Al Gore will not win tonight.
cwsilk (9:36:11 PM): leo is so hot.
CoolRM14 (9:36:24 PM): leo's gotta be like 24 or 25 by now, right?
h27heather (9:36:31 PM): ehh, he's not ugly i guess
cwsilk (9:36:35 PM): al gore looks so plastic.
supagrlnkc (9:36:37 PM): what do you mean, i guess?
h27heather (9:36:38 PM): he's like 33
CinemaNinjaKate (9:36:43 PM): And now for your homework......
h27heather (9:36:54 PM): I've just never really found him that attractive
CinemaNinjaJon (9:36:57 PM): Jerry Seinfeld and his 12 year old wife
supagrlnkc (9:36:59 PM): oh honey, no
supagrlnkc (9:37:03 PM): Leo is hizhot!
cwsilk (9:37:14 PM): really? who would kick leo out of bed? Sound off.
H20angel33 (9:37:21 PM): i would
CinemaNinjaJon (9:37:22 PM): Can anyone say Lock Box
h27heather (9:37:31 PM): His eyes are too small, i like big eyes
CinemaNinjaKate (9:37:35 PM): Not me.
supagrlnkc (9:37:35 PM): LOL
CinemaNinjaKate (9:37:37 PM): Sorry, honey
cwsilk (9:37:42 PM): this is so boring. AL. Seriously. this is why GWB won. You have ZERO charisma.
h27heather (9:38:01 PM): bush doesn't have much more
supagrlnkc (9:38:02 PM): OMG yall
supagrlnkc (9:38:10 PM): is he about to announce it?
CinemaNinjaKate (9:38:10 PM): Leo for VP!
h27heather (9:38:15 PM): I'm glad Al lost the beard
cwsilk (9:38:26 PM): i like the beard.
supagrlnkc (9:38:38 PM): that was funny
cwsilk (9:38:39 PM): that was sort of funny.
CinemaNinjaJon (9:38:46 PM): Oscar mocks itself. Genius.
CinemaNinjaKate (9:38:47 PM): Brilliant!
cwsilk (9:39:06 PM): I haven't seen beyonce yet.
CinemaNinjaKate (9:39:14 PM): That is a blessing.
h27heather (9:39:24 PM): Her dress isn't any good
CinemaNinjaKate (9:39:24 PM): Chris, thank your lucky stars.
cwsilk (9:39:29 PM): i like this commercial.
cwsilk (9:40:04 PM): ohhh. jcpenney? really?
cwsilk (9:40:27 PM): i love m&M's
h27heather (9:41:10 PM): I went to that website, its a sort of fun 10 minutes to waste
cwsilk (9:43:09 PM): is she wearing a napkin?
supagrlnkc (9:43:10 PM): i don't know if i like her dress
CoolRM14 (9:43:19 PM): it's a hankie
cwsilk (9:43:27 PM): her hair is ug-leeeeee
CinemaNinjaKate (9:43:31 PM): It's sort of sad when they inroduce you as a cartoon character.
cwsilk (9:43:43 PM): did she have work done?
cwsilk (9:44:00 PM): go penguins
CinemaNinjaKate (9:44:12 PM): Go Happy Feet!
h27heather (9:44:14 PM): i like her tan
h27heather (9:44:28 PM): and earrings
cwsilk (9:44:39 PM): that's right. gay penguins rule
CinemaNinjaKate (9:45:15 PM): Is it cold in the Kodak theater?
cwsilk (9:45:16 PM): i like this guy. He's "real"
CinemaNinjaJon (9:45:23 PM): OK so the dude who directed Happy Feat also did Lorenzo's Oil? Where is this guy from? Germany circa 1937
CoolRM14 (9:45:41 PM): booooooooooo
h27heather (9:45:46 PM): yeahhh
h27heather (9:45:50 PM): I LOVE affleck
h27heather (9:45:55 PM): he is a hottie
supagrlnkc (9:45:56 PM): are you booing ben affleck ryan?
CinemaNinjaKate (9:45:56 PM): Jon, you have to cut your teeth somewhere. Even if it is on Lorenzo's Oil.
cwsilk (9:45:57 PM): damon is better
CinemaNinjaJon (9:45:59 PM): Seriously has anyone gotten more mileage out of one crappy award?
CoolRM14 (9:46:01 PM): yes i am
CoolRM14 (9:46:03 PM): no kidding
cwsilk (9:46:16 PM): affleck having trouble with the teleprompter?
cwsilk (9:46:30 PM): a montage of tyupewriter shots? really?
CinemaNinjaKate (9:46:56 PM): I love actors saying they are writers.
h27heather (9:46:59 PM): you're just booing him because i like him
CinemaNinjaJon (9:47:01 PM): Redrum, redrum
h27heather (9:47:14 PM): johnny depp is hot too
CinemaNinjaKate (9:47:38 PM): I am so glad we don't have to use quills anymore.
cwsilk (9:47:39 PM): the junior fiennes. hotness on a plate
supagrlnkc (9:47:47 PM): quills ... LOL
cwsilk (9:48:45 PM): it's 10 p.m. and only one big award.
h27heather (9:48:50 PM): yeah, i agree, he looks really good in Enemy at the Gate.
CoolRM14 (9:49:24 PM): Mrs. Tingle and Turner!
CinemaNinjaKate (9:49:25 PM): I love Jack is writing a speech. Someone must have told him he was nominated for something.
h27heather (9:49:27 PM): Jack Nicholson or Britney Spears?
cwsilk (9:49:36 PM): helens boobs look funny
CinemaNinjaJon (9:49:38 PM): Jack
CinemaNinjaKate (9:49:41 PM): Where's Hooch?
h27heather (9:49:44 PM): ohh, i couldn't tell
h27heather (9:50:02 PM): hmm, so Tom Hanks is still rockin the weird hair huh?
cwsilk (9:50:04 PM): i love tom hanks
CinemaNinjaKate (9:50:17 PM): It is shorter, though. More managable.
CinemaNinjaJon (9:50:19 PM): I think Tom Hanks had a wheelbarrel full of botox injected
cwsilk (9:50:41 PM): i still don't understand the appeal of "borat"
CinemaNinjaKate (9:50:52 PM): Borat was hilarious, Chris.
h27heather (9:50:53 PM): I never saw it, I got sick of all the buzz
CinemaNinjaJon (9:50:54 PM): Borat was awesome
CinemaNinjaKate (9:51:05 PM): Show more Clive Owen!
cwsilk (9:51:07 PM): i love clive owen
cwsilk (9:51:22 PM): He was robbed of an Oscar for "Croupier"
CinemaNinjaKate (9:51:31 PM): Amen, brother.
CoolRM14 (9:51:36 PM): children of men failed under its previous title, "dudes' kids"
h27heather (9:51:55 PM): Did you know he has a very small part as an assassin in Bourne Identity?
cwsilk (9:52:08 PM): patrick wilson. sort of a hotness
h27heather (9:52:10 PM): hey, that's the guy from Hard Candy
cwsilk (9:52:19 PM): and "angels in America"
CinemaNinjaKate (9:52:21 PM): Whoever said Kate Winslet is fat knows nothing.
CinemaNinjaKate (9:52:33 PM): Notes on a Scandal was CREEPY.
CoolRM14 (9:52:41 PM): cate blanchett is not attractive
cwsilk (9:52:41 PM): it's "departed"
cwsilk (9:52:53 PM): called it. ohh. crappy hair.
cwsilk (9:53:15 PM): he looks like one of those snow rescue dogs from a "bugs bunny" film
supagrlnkc (9:53:24 PM): hehehehe ...
slashzer0 (9:53:28 PM) has been invited.
cwsilk (9:53:28 PM): at least he's funny
h27heather (9:53:37 PM): yeah, droopy
slashzer0 (9:53:40 PM) has entered the room.
CinemaNinjaKate (9:53:46 PM): This guy was touring with Phish when he decided to make a stop at the Oscars.
supagrlnkc (9:53:48 PM): what up CT?
slashzer0 (9:53:57 PM): Howdy
supagrlnkc (9:54:04 PM): i was going to IM you
cwsilk (9:54:07 PM): yo yo. what up e
supagrlnkc (9:54:10 PM): so you read my mind
cwsilk (9:54:34 PM): play him off. play him off
cwsilk (9:54:52 PM): what's the line for?
CinemaNinjaJon (9:54:53 PM): are they playing a lullabye while he is talking? Are they trying to put it asleep.
slashzer0 (9:54:57 PM): Where they just playing lullaby music?
supagrlnkc (9:55:15 PM): yay, more fun
CinemaNinjaKate (9:55:16 PM): A horserace? Chris Connelly, what has happened to you?
cwsilk (9:55:17 PM): just shut up.
CinemaNinjaJon (9:55:21 PM): Tom Hanks has lost his mind
CinemaNinjaKate (9:55:24 PM): Tom Hanks is on drugs.
CoastalBeatIra (9:55:30 PM): Welcome Eric Moritz
supagrlnkc (9:55:34 PM): maybe it's the botox
CoastalBeatIra (9:55:36 PM): aka slashzer0
cwsilk (9:55:38 PM): does abc disney own Hanks soul?
CinemaNinjaJon (9:55:44 PM): Agreed. It's gone to his head.
h27heather (9:55:50 PM): I like this commercial
slashzer0 (9:56:04 PM): cwsilk: I believe they own every star's soul
cwsilk (9:56:14 PM): i love wes anderson
h27heather (9:56:17 PM): I'm a Wes Anderson fan
CinemaNinjaKate (9:56:30 PM): I love Wes Anderson. When is he going to do another movie?
h27heather (9:56:37 PM): He's due
CoolRM14 (9:56:56 PM): owen and luke wilson are on to other things
CinemaNinjaJon (9:57:07 PM): OK this is maybe the weirdest commercial ever
cwsilk (9:57:08 PM): i love this. it's better than the m. knight fromm last yeaqr
supagrlnkc (9:57:24 PM): i liked the m. knight commercial
cwsilk (9:57:28 PM): i want an amex black
h27heather (9:57:48 PM): this commercial is old, they just extended it
supagrlnkc (9:57:50 PM): you know, i still haven't seen "lady in the water"
CinemaNinjaKate (9:57:56 PM): Wes Anderson has the handwriting of a serial killer.
slashzer0 (9:58:01 PM): the am. knight commercial wasn't anything special
CinemaNinjaKate (9:58:01 PM): I want an AMEX black too. But I am not jessica simpson.
cwsilk (9:58:03 PM): i'm already over this commercial. apple is not thinking.
CinemaNinjaJon (9:58:26 PM): Oprah is saving the world. Thank god.
cwsilk (9:58:35 PM): oprah in africa. she gonna give them all free crap?
supagrlnkc (9:58:50 PM): that woman is going to take over the world
slashzer0 (9:58:50 PM): They're going to annoy people if they have to watch that commercial until June
CinemaNinjaKate (9:58:51 PM): Why couldn't Oprah help American children?
h27heather (9:59:04 PM): I want to be on her favorite things episode
cwsilk (9:59:05 PM): what's a "hello" supposed to do?
CinemaNinjaJon (9:59:17 PM): Because that's not very cool. If you can't help the african children, then you aren't a celebrity
cwsilk (9:59:24 PM): is it me or is the E and A in the logo funny?>
cwsilk (9:59:31 PM): now that's "interesting"
cwsilk (9:59:47 PM): good idea to do improv. bad execution.
slashzer0 (10:00:01 PM): And because American children are a hundred times better off than African chidren
h27heather (10:00:11 PM): i love emily's dress, great color
cwsilk (10:00:17 PM): blunt looks like a fish.
CinemaNinjaKate (10:00:19 PM): there are still American schools in need.
cwsilk (10:00:31 PM): she's a better actress, but her stylist should be fired
cwsilk (10:00:40 PM): this is good.
CinemaNinjaKate (10:00:41 PM): Blunt may be a fish, but she looks better than Anne Hathaway.
h27heather (10:00:42 PM): aww, no, i like it
cwsilk (10:00:50 PM): go meryl.
CinemaNinjaKate (10:00:54 PM): I love meryl.
cwsilk (10:01:04 PM): this is the best bit so far.
h27heather (10:01:04 PM): yeah, hathaway is lame
slashzer0 (10:01:12 PM): nah Anne is cute, you can't deny that
cwsilk (10:01:18 PM): hathaway's timing is just like a half-second off
CinemaNinjaKate (10:01:21 PM): She's cute, but that dress is hideous.
CinemaNinjaJon (10:01:33 PM): She's cute and in half of her movies naked.
CoolRM14 (10:01:46 PM): sold.
cwsilk (10:01:52 PM): couldn't gthey have got a betteer QE2 impersonator?
h27heather (10:01:59 PM): probably just so she can be seen as more than the princess diaries girl
CinemaNinjaKate (10:02:06 PM): I like this approach to the costume than the sketches she used to show.
cwsilk (10:02:13 PM): these models awere ugly
slashzer0 (10:02:16 PM): CinemaNinjaJon: are you talking about those 30 seconds in Brokeback?
h27heather (10:02:25 PM): ha, check out that guy
CinemaNinjaJon (10:02:27 PM): was that cordelia chase from buffy in the Devil Wears Prada group?
CoolRM14 (10:02:42 PM): Charisma Carpenter?
CinemaNinjaJon (10:02:54 PM): Jesus Marie Antionette was a terrible movie.
CinemaNinjaKate (10:03:06 PM): But the costumes were nice.
CinemaNinjaJon (10:03:18 PM): Yeah Charisma Carpenter. She was an underrated hottie.
cwsilk (10:03:21 PM): oh my god.
h27heather (10:03:24 PM): i never saw it, but wanted to
CinemaNinjaKate (10:03:24 PM): And winners, apparently.
h27heather (10:03:29 PM): i liked the virgin suicides
cwsilk (10:03:32 PM): now they're going to put "Oscar Winner" on the box
cwsilk (10:03:46 PM): woman in a tux
supagrlnkc (10:03:49 PM): oooh
CinemaNinjaKate (10:03:55 PM): Too bad the costume woman couldn't dress herself.
supagrlnkc (10:03:56 PM): that's interesting
cwsilk (10:03:58 PM): i love french women
CinemaNinjaJon (10:03:59 PM): Shee looks like Mary Poppins meets Anne Rice
supagrlnkc (10:04:15 PM): she looks like she's about to sprout fangs
h27heather (10:04:22 PM): its very tatum o'neal style
cwsilk (10:04:24 PM): that tie is rocking out
h27heather (10:04:54 PM): maybe get another face lift lady
cwsilk (10:04:54 PM): awwwwwwww
slashzer0 (10:05:09 PM): yeah, no one rocks the 19 century bow tie anymore, someone has to bring that back.
cwsilk (10:05:10 PM): midget alert
H20angel33 (10:05:16 PM): here he is
CinemaNinjaJon (10:05:17 PM): If Marie Antionette was a poem, it was one written by a third grader who doesn't read at grade level
supagrlnkc (10:05:23 PM): i say you should bring it back CT
CinemaNinjaJon (10:05:31 PM): L Ron Hubbard?
CinemaNinjaKate (10:05:33 PM): Where's the Kat?
H20angel33 (10:05:46 PM): as opposed to a multiple woman
cwsilk (10:05:48 PM): notice how no one can share the shot with him. he's two feet tall
slashzer0 (10:05:51 PM): Vonna: I'll wear one to work tommorrow
h27heather (10:06:00 PM): Britney Spears maybe has now surpassed Tom Cruise on the Nutzo scale
cwsilk (10:06:02 PM): didn't paramount like FIRE her?
supagrlnkc (10:06:05 PM): dude, that'll be hilarious
cwsilk (10:06:32 PM): wasn't she bounced while on vacation? and they're giving her an oscar?
cwsilk (10:06:36 PM): sign me up
CinemaNinjaJon (10:06:43 PM): No, didn't you hear Tom Cruise tell us that she "transitioned"
supagrlnkc (10:06:57 PM): i loved "the accused"
CinemaNinjaKate (10:07:07 PM): Fatal Attraction...the movie that made every man in America frightened of Glen Close.
cwsilk (10:07:30 PM): my god she's a white ophra.

h27heather (10:07:48 PM): is this like a political propaganda commercial?
cwsilk (10:08:08 PM): is she running for governor of california now too?
CinemaNinjaJon (10:08:30 PM): At least she'll get a blog on HuffPost
slashzer0 (10:08:43 PM): Wow, he is short
cwsilk (10:08:46 PM): what's with that dress? red or black?
cwsilk (10:08:54 PM): she has a turkey neck
slashzer0 (10:09:04 PM): there's no way she's 8 foot tall
CinemaNinjaJon (10:09:07 PM): Her neck veins are seriously crazy
CinemaNinjaKate (10:09:10 PM): Wonder what Tom Cruise whispered in her ear. Scientologist propeganda?
cwsilk (10:09:35 PM): i wonder who wrote her speech?
cwsilk (10:10:18 PM): i'd hate to work for her. She's scary
slashzer0 (10:10:25 PM): CinemaNinjaKate: Xenu is coming
cwsilk (10:10:29 PM): i love ellen in white
cwsilk (10:10:48 PM): don't take a picture. please. move on.
CinemaNinjaJon (10:11:02 PM): Clint's about as with it as my 86 year old grand dad
cwsilk (10:11:03 PM): clint is funny.
slashzer0 (10:11:13 PM): Has she bought up all the leisure suits left over from the 70s?
CinemaNinjaKate (10:11:15 PM): I love Clint is taking the bit from Ellen.
supagrlnkc (10:11:57 PM): Yo, we should all take pics of ourselves chatting and post it on our myspace pages
CinemaNinjaJon (10:12:04 PM): That was Ellen's best set of jokes
h27heather (10:12:05 PM): I am not liking that dress
cwsilk (10:12:07 PM): that still sounds wrong. ACademy award winner GP
cwsilk (10:12:17 PM): that dress is ug-lee
CinemaNinjaKate (10:12:18 PM): Wow, I have the same things in commen that Ellen has with Gwyneth!
slashzer0 (10:12:19 PM): Vonna no way I'm in my batman PJs
supagrlnkc (10:12:19 PM): that color is not good for her
CinemaNinjaJon (10:12:31 PM): We are Cinema Ninjas not cinematographers
cwsilk (10:12:33 PM): she looks like a pair of drapes got stapled together
h27heather (10:12:38 PM): that color isn't good for anyone
CinemaNinjaKate (10:12:40 PM): Thank you, Chris. I think it is ugly too.
cwsilk (10:12:42 PM): and her hair is awful.
CinemaNinjaJon (10:12:43 PM): Does the carpet match?
h27heather (10:12:55 PM): she needs to cut that hair.
supagrlnkc (10:13:02 PM): speak for yourself, i got mad skills
CinemaNinjaKate (10:13:19 PM): That one long shot at the end of Children of Men was AWESOME.
CinemaNinjaJon (10:13:22 PM): If Children of men does not win this it's a crime. That's the best cinematography ever
cwsilk (10:13:47 PM): i'm thinking Pan's labyrinth will win.
supagrlnkc (10:14:04 PM): i really want to see pan's labyrinth
slashzer0 (10:14:07 PM): Jon: absolutely. That's probably the best thing going for CoM
CinemaNinjaKate (10:14:23 PM): Pan's Labyrinth will win though.
CinemaNinjaKate (10:14:23 PM): See.
cwsilk (10:14:24 PM): that's three for pan.
slashzer0 (10:14:31 PM): Ugg
slashzer0 (10:14:41 PM): Maybe I should of seen that
cwsilk (10:14:43 PM): it's the "lord of the rings" for tech geeks. They vote in a block.
CinemaNinjaJon (10:14:54 PM): Children of Men got screwed. The continuous shot of him running with the baby was amazing.
h27heather (10:15:19 PM): do you guys get special passes to all of the movies that get released throughout the year?
cwsilk (10:15:28 PM): that dress on helen mirren looks so much better when she's sitting down.
CinemaNinjaJon (10:15:35 PM): No we just go to the theaters every week
CinemaNinjaKate (10:15:35 PM): No. We just go when we see they are coming out.
cwsilk (10:15:48 PM): this is why you prepare a speech.
slashzer0 (10:15:55 PM): The problem with Children of Men is that it took so long to get to the part where the movie rocked. Then it let you down by being so short.
h27heather (10:16:04 PM): that sucks, it costs a lot to go to the movies these days
slashzer0 (10:16:22 PM): Ha, the lullabies are awesome
cwsilk (10:16:32 PM): this is actually sort of cool.
cwsilk (10:16:39 PM): i like the shadow play.
cwsilk (10:17:14 PM): i want an elephant
supagrlnkc (10:17:46 PM): you always want an elephant
cwsilk (10:17:55 PM): so if you want to steal, steal a mastercard?>
slashzer0 (10:17:56 PM): cwsilk: maybe a little one.
cwsilk (10:18:09 PM): an elephant or a llama.
supagrlnkc (10:18:16 PM): aren't you allergic to peanuts?
cwsilk (10:18:23 PM): no. that was michael.
supagrlnkc (10:18:29 PM): damn, that's right
H20angel33 (10:18:30 PM): nick got me a stuffed llama for vd
supagrlnkc (10:18:37 PM): awwwh, nick is the man
cwsilk (10:18:44 PM): go nick.
slashzer0 (10:18:45 PM): Nick got you a stuffed llama with VD?
cwsilk (10:18:57 PM): that's what I thought it said. Then I read it again.
CinemaNinjaKate (10:19:05 PM): Giving you VD is not a good present.
H20angel33 (10:19:17 PM): yeah he let it hang around the riff raff the comes around when i'm busy at work
slashzer0 (10:19:23 PM): giving a dead llama with vd isn't much better
cwsilk (10:19:29 PM): i hate these commercials. Because then I look around my apartment and go "I don't have that."
CinemaNinjaJon (10:19:36 PM): Yeah Go VD
cwsilk (10:19:59 PM): local commercials are so bad.
h27heather (10:20:09 PM): I wonder how much a ticket to the oscars costs
slashzer0 (10:20:12 PM): cwsilk: except for Nick's
CinemaNinjaKate (10:20:15 PM): Naomi Watts is preggers.
cwsilk (10:20:16 PM): that is one ugly dress.
h27heather (10:20:22 PM): is she really?
cwsilk (10:20:33 PM): like a banana wearing a black armband.
CinemaNinjaKate (10:20:36 PM): Yes. She has not said it, but the bump is obvious.
slashzer0 (10:20:37 PM): who is this scruffy bastard?
cwsilk (10:20:39 PM): downey is coked up.
CinemaNinjaJon (10:20:49 PM): no way local commercials rock. they are always the best thing on TV or the radio. C'mon how about that appliance company on the radio. If you didn't buy direct you paid too much
CinemaNinjaKate (10:20:50 PM): Downey has AWESOME haor.
CinemaNinjaKate (10:20:52 PM): Hair.
supagrlnkc (10:20:53 PM): he's totally checking her out
h27heather (10:20:55 PM): j.lo was wearing a dress that could definately be hiding a bump
cwsilk (10:21:25 PM): my god - poseidon got a nomination?
CinemaNinjaKate (10:21:27 PM): Go Pirates!
slashzer0 (10:22:06 PM): bleh, I'm so done with Pirates... Ever since I moved to Ft Myers it's Pirate this and Pirate that
supagrlnkc (10:22:07 PM): i wasn't very impressed with pirates 2
cwsilk (10:22:17 PM): it blew chunks
h27heather (10:22:30 PM): it wasn't as good as the first
supagrlnkc (10:22:33 PM): we saw that at the theater, right?
CinemaNinjaKate (10:22:34 PM): I liked it, but it was not as good as 1.
h27heather (10:22:36 PM): but i still liked it.
h27heather (10:23:02 PM): i'll def. be seeing no. 3 when it comes out
CinemaNinjaJon (10:23:15 PM): Beyonce and Peter O'Toole have the same eyebrows
h27heather (10:23:16 PM): didn't pirates 2 like become the biggest grossing film ever or something?
CinemaNinjaKate (10:23:30 PM): Yes.
cwsilk (10:23:40 PM): i thought titanic was #1
CinemaNinjaKate (10:23:52 PM): I love Catherine Denuve. She is amazing.
h27heather (10:23:58 PM): i think it beat titanic though
slashzer0 (10:24:06 PM): I think the pirates stole that booty from the titanic
slashzer0 (10:24:18 PM): sorry for the bad joke
cwsilk (10:24:25 PM): we'll forgive.
CinemaNinjaKate (10:24:30 PM): No we won't.
h27heather (10:24:33 PM): johnny + orlando>leo
cwsilk (10:24:35 PM): you need subtitles for deneuve
cwsilk (10:24:54 PM): Johnnny and orlando and leo.
cwsilk (10:25:13 PM): what are they talking about?
CinemaNinjaJon (10:25:19 PM): hurray another montage
slashzer0 (10:25:29 PM): http://www.axapirate.com/Current.html
cwsilk (10:25:34 PM): my god. like stewart said -- a salute to montages
cwsilk (10:26:19 PM): i love almodovar
slashzer0 (10:26:27 PM): what is this one about, a salute to topless men?
cwsilk (10:26:57 PM): i'm all for saluting foreign film. But really. no one at home cares.
supagrlnkc (10:27:05 PM): i'd salute it
cwsilk (10:27:16 PM): with how many fingers?
h27heather (10:27:24 PM): just the middle one
h27heather (10:27:27 PM): kidding
supagrlnkc (10:27:32 PM): LOL