Ethically speaking here, doesn’t it just kind of go without saying that anyone with at least 1/16th of a functioning brain would know to steer clear from initiating political hogwash when in the public eye? I understand we’ve reached election year, hell almost election month, but dishing out political attacks to provoke attention might not be a genius move. That’s just a social No-No. You are asking for scrutiny and a headache. It’s one thing if you’re going to smack talk, like someone is actually listening anyway, but when you throw your political mish-mosh into the pit, well now you’ve just hit a double whammy. And in this greasy pit of mud-slingin’ it’s best to keep your mouth shut.

Apparently Roseanne Barr skipped past the common-sense aisle and took a hard nosedive into the cold, icy freezer. Presumably returning from the dead of the Entertainment world must have left the unibomb-crazy actress feeling a bit neglected and in need of her irrelevant whiny diaper to be changed because she spewed a huge nasty load in her blog over weekend, clearly not overly tickled with the likes of Angelina Jolie and Mr. Pitt…or John Voight for that matter. Can’t forget good ol’ Dad.
Below is the pool of crazy rant she dove head first into off the deep end. Keep in mind I simply copied and pasted this blog entry. That spell-check nightmare is alllll her. You go girl! Enjoy;

[Jon Voight] is a frightened little girl in a pink ballet tutu, who acts like Obama just wandered in from the rain forest with a bone thru his nose and a communist pamphlet in his loincloth. The neocons who own jon voight and make him dance on the chabad telethons are the worst most elitist people on earth. glen beck and jon voight are their bitches... both of them are used tampons who must be flushed down the toilet immediately! jon voight your evil spawn angelina jolie and her vacuous hubby brad pitt make about forty million dollars a year in violent psychopathic movies and give away three of it to starving children trying to look as if they give a crap about humanity as they spit out more dunces that will consume more than their fair share and wreck the earth even more. (just sayin').

First off, everybody knows you shouldn’t flush used tampons down the toilet and secondly the enraged animal is off her leash again…where’s Tom Arnold when you need him? Now that she has busted the seams and squeezed herself back into the public light, she goes on to actually brag about her blog and numerous invites to appear on talk shows;

“All celeb news is calling me to come on their shows and talk about my "attack" on Brangelina. They say nothing about my attacks on Howard Dean, Pumas, Obama, Hillary, Maureen Dowd, Bush Cheney, Pelosi, Congress, religion capitalism and satan though...I liked Angelina til I heard her say she likes insane Mccain for potus. By the way, I think Elizabeth Hasselberg is a closet case that wants to get whipped by Sherri Shepherd in a black corset while old Babs slaps a riding crop on both of their exposed butt-oxes. love, crackpot granny!

Who the heck is Elizabeth HasselBERG? If you’re going to go out of your way to trash someone in your nonsense blog at least get the name right. However I think that is the least of Crackpot Granny’s problems at the moment because though the fat lady has already sung, it ain’t over yet. Rosie actually trys to throw the dirt back into the enormous hole she’s dug, commenting;

“i do not know brangelina and do not mean to personally impugn them as they might be good people in the flesh, but the media's images of them are smelly and vile, and I must always attack the media's representation of what is good or cool, because those who inhabit the media world of glamour and entertainment and fashion and gossip are horrid people who have no talent of any kind, and yet think of themselves as tastemakers. taste my sandy buttcrack, tmz, and perez!”

Umm , I don’t think my appetite will ever retrun after that last statement. But what I do think is that it is utterly evident this woman gives the female species a horrible rep. when she has the time to waste at her computer, look up long sophisticated words on dictionary.com yet still use them out of their correct context.

But on the same token, all of this coming from the same woman who was able to make even the Star Spangled Banner sound like the earth-shattering belch she expells after mealtime is said and done. Entertainment to say the least.