No doubt miss Jessica Simpson has endured her share of jocosity and discomfiture throughout her rather questionable career but this time she’s had the last laugh. In a rather amusing and on-going game of mud-slinging between herself and country mega-star Carrie Underwood, it seems Jess has slung the bigger pile smack dab in the Idol winner’s face and poor Tony Romo might as well be front and center in the pit. Lucky man.

How ‘bout a quick recap, shall we? Girls will be girls, especially when it comes to their “man” and this is certainly no exception. In 2007 the once-coupled Tony and Carrie dated and then ended things (through a text-message!) both parting ways and eventually the Dallas Cowboys quarterback began dating Jessica earlier this year. Just peachy right? Sure, until the ex decides to stir the chicken coop and make things interesting.

This three-part stab and jab goes a little something like this;

After dining at Primehouse Steakhouse in New York during a weekend outing with Romo, Jess sported her newest article of clothing generously bestowed upon her, as a parting gift from the restaurant completely free of charge; a red T-shirt displaying the words “Real Girls Eat Meat.”

Now, normally this would be about as interesting as the expiration date on my bottled water but it just so happens Miss Underwood is a vegetarian - she was crowned PETA’s “sexiest” vegetarian at that. PETA immediately jumped to Carrie’s defense telling UsMagazine:

“Jessica Simpson's meaty wardrobe malfunction makes us thankful that no one is looking to her for food advice. Chicken-of-the-Sea, anyone? The woman who thought that Buffalo 'Wings' came from buffalos would benefit from some good veggie brain food. We're rushing Jessica one of our Vegetarian Starter Kits."

Ouch. That was a meaty bite. Coincidence? The world may never know, but Carrie wasn’t willing to sit back and let that one ooze down her forehead and sting her eyes. So she decided to take the high road and retort in the September issue of Allure Magazine instead. Making sure to precisely pinpoint her rendition of their former romance, Carrie made claims that her former fling still rings that Nintendo DS cellular device of hers from time to time.

"We were both small-town people doing very big things, and we relied on each other, dealing with fame," she says of Romo. "I don't know. The phone will ring and it'll be him, and I'll maybe not answer."

Well, she sure told them. Take that you frisky-slow-dancin’-beach blonde-tramp-white trash-Shania karaoke singin’ hussy.

But apparently Jess wanted to set this preposterous record straight and wasn’t up for taking any of blondey’s lip so during an interview with Nashville’s 107.5 FM radio show Simpson insisted her beau is NOT calling his ex. How does she know?

"I looked at his call log. Tony and I both laughed at that. We got a chuckle out of it. If Tony wanted to call her and be with her, he would."

With a total of 2 to 1, the winner of this round is Simpson. I guess Carrie’s heart didn’t get lucky this time.