·So about that sex-addiction David Duchovny’s rehabing from...well apparently this diagnosis has taken a turn for the worst; The Daily Mail reports: David Duchovny cheated on his wife for years before finally entering a rehab clinic for sex addiction...The X Files star allegedly agreed to seek treatment after heartbroken Tea Leoni discovered his indiscretions and threatened to divorce him.

· Happy Birthday to Me! Miley Cyrus is reportedly dropping some serious greenage on a new car for her Sweet 16th birthday…$75,000 serious ones, that is. The ‘Hannah Montana’ star is said to be splurging on a fully loaded white convertible Mercedes Benz when the big day arrives November 23.

·As if one H. Montag wasn’t enough to choke down, now America has been oh-so-blessed with yet another rising “Hills star” causing a stir. Not only is big sis Holly Montag rearing her mug on numerous episodes, sporting LC’s ex, Doug Reinhardt at red carpet events like a handbag but now the blond bomb has been hired as the assistant to the “Girls Gone Wild” founder Joe Francis, and has been working with him since March when the toolbag was released from jail. Keepin it classy, girls!

·It appears ‘Gossip Girl’ star Leighton Meester is not as privileged as her tv persona, Blair Waldorf. Star Magazine reports she was delivered in a Texas jail while her mother was serving a federal prison sentence for a role in drug running. Of course this dirt wasn’t blasted in her bio…hmm interesting.

·It’s official; Britney Spears WILL in fact be opening for the MTV Video Music Awards. Hooray. I can finally breathe again.

·It sounds to me like Tony Romo is sporting more like a ballerina tu-tu than a Quarterback jersey. According to Star Magazine; “Tony Romo has been driving his Dallas Cowboys teammates crazy by constantly playing Jessica Simpson's new country CD and singing his girlfriend's praises. The quarterback is even handing out autographed copies of 'Do You Know' to anyone who'll take one. But he might not be so gung-ho if he knew Jessica's secret nickname for him! According to a friend, she calls Tony her FBD - future baby's daddy - whenever she talks to her pals.” Yeehaw!

·And speaking of Jess, apparently the bell has rung for Round 4 of the bitchy catfight between herself and Carrie Underwood. This time, Carrie taking a knife jab into Jessica’s “fat” side. Ok! Magazine reports this round stems from “Jessica’s recent interview, in which she gushes over current boyfriend (and Carrie’s ex) Tony Romo, saying ‘I just told him today, You’re the love of my life.” Well Carrie thinks otherwise, as a close friend of the (legitimate) country singer tells the magazine that “She finds Jessica’s love of putting her life on display pretty desperate. She laughed at the People cover, because it’s the same one Jess did about John Mayer-same smile, same look, except she’s a little fatter.” Ouch.

·Still the same zip code just a different channel…(ok, and faces too). The CW’s Beverly Hills 90210 premiered Tuesday night and averaged about 5 million viewers. Nielson Media Research estimates it was the highest-rated scripted show in its three-year history. But bring Val back!

·Batman’s Dark Night ranks in as the second biggest movie in Hollywood history, raking in $4.13 million bucks.

You’ve been served! That’s the scoop for this week’s edition of the Hollywood ‘Roundup! Catch ya later alligator!