It’s story time everyone! Today’s tidings are brought to you by the lovely, humble and ever-compassionate Kim Kardashian. Her kind heart and abundance of genuine concern for the fellow man is so influential and overpowering, she’s like a modern day Mother Teresea…yeah, and Paris Hilton’s a flippin’ genious.

Let us now turn our attention to an eyewitness account from Fairfax, California who unfortunately had the pleasure of not only getting jammed in westcoast traffic, (which absolutely BLOWS by itself), but only to watch the reality diva obstruct the furtherance of rescue workers from saving another life.
Why? Like duh, because she was like on the phone.
So sit back, relax, get cozy and snuggle up close as this titilating tale unfolds:

“After 5-10 minutes, I see a tow truck and a fire truck coming our way from around Fairfax, but traffic is now pretty jacked so it's slow. The tow truck is all set to come down the emergency lane when this giant black tinted Escalade looking thing cuts in front of it to pass the stalled traffic.
Keep in mind the tow truck has flashers on. As the Escalade gets closer, I'm waving my hands to tell it to get over, but it won't. Then I notice the chick driving is on her cell, holding it up to her ear. I walk up to her car now, hit the passenger side door and say "get over - there's a tow truck and a fire truck behind you - there's been a bad accident."
At this point, she rolls down the window to reveal her KIM KARDASHIAN self [...] who tells me "Don't you touch my car." I thought, "Are you fucking kidding me?! there's a guy on the sidewalk with his head bleeding."
I then screamed at her "Are you fucking kidding me?! There's a guy on the sidewalk with his head bleeding!!" to which she responds "I know, but don't touch my car." She finally merges into the other lane and jams it through the yellow light to make the intersection.
She said "I know?" I KNOW that I'm holding up rescue in my tinted-arse Escalade looking thing and on my cell, but the only thing I care about is not to hit my car.”

Oh, I get it! Kim’s only concerned about BACK-end collisions. Don’t worry. She’s got that one covered. That on-coming car would rebound off those ass pads like a bounce house. The poor driver wouldn’t know what they hit! Way to exude human compassion Kardashiaskank.