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As if you haven’t already heard, Travis Barker from the band Blink 182 and Adam “DJ AM” Goldstein were involved in a horrible plane crash Friday night leaving them seriously injured and four other passengers dead. Eonline reports:
“The local coroner today released the causes of death for both the pilot and copilot of the ill-fated Learjet, as well as the remaining two passengers on board the flight bound from Columbia, S.C., to Van Nuys, Calif. Pilot Sarah Lemmon and copilot James Bland died of burns and smoke inhalation suffered in the crash, according to Harry Harman, the coroner for Lexington County, S.C. Passengers Chris Baker and Charles Still, both friends and professional colleagues of Barker and Adam "DJ AM" Goldstein, were both said to have died as a result of impact-related injuries.”

On a much lighter note, Whitney Port, the former Teen Vogue intern and also close friend of LC’s is tumbling on down off The Hills and rolling right into her own MTV reality show. MTV sources confirm to E! News that:
"They will start shooting immediately," says a show source, who confirms the pickup just happened within the last two weeks—though the network has not officially confirmed.The series, set to begin airing in early 2009, will feature Port's life in New York City, where she is now working for Diane von Furstenberg. (You know, that nice lady from the American Express commercials.”

And on an even lighter note, apparently Dane Cook is being evicted from his West Hollywood apartment for failing to clean up after the dog poop his pooch leaves behind in the public courtyard. Cook is pissed and is re-filing in court to stall the eviction. That’s just dirty.

Here’s some breaking news; Gwyneth Paltrow is forming her very own website about her lifestyle-because apparently it is far more fabulous and enviable than both you and I can imagine and must be broadcast to the world. For some odd and unknown reason she’s titled it GOOP (Your guess is as good as mine). E! News reports:
“While the site is still in it’s beginning stages, it promises to offer tips on how to Make, Go, Get, Do, Be, and See like Gwyneth so that we may become as awesome as Gwyneth and eventually get to hang out with Madonna. In the place of said tips for now, Gwyneth offers up a short essay explaining how she has achieved such an enviable life.”
As if we needed any further confirmation, reports say that Lindsay Lohan and Samantha Ronson have let the cat out of the bag as far as their relationship is concerned. When asked how long her and her lady friend had been dating during a recording of “Loveline,” Lindsay responded with “a very long time.” How nice.

Did anyone catch a glimpse of the cover of Britney’s new single, “Womanizer?” It’s more like “Ididn’trecognizerher.” Photoshop is magic.

You would think 80+ years of age would grant you the right to ditch the drama, oh about 6 decades ago, but when you are Hugh Hefner, anything goes. There are still rumors running rapid of him and the girlfriends calling it quits for him to contend with. They just wont seem to go way. He is reportedly still dating Holly Madison, Bridget Marquardt and Kendra Wilkinson. Could be because they have the fifth season of Girls Next Door coming out in a week but all is well at the bunny house for now. E! News reports:

“The sixth season will be the last for Girls Next Door. Hef has made the decision to end the show and his relationship with Kendra and Bridgett. He and Holly are still together, for now. Season 5 will be the last with the three original girlfriends. Season 6 will focus on finding replacements, maybe two, maybe three. The search is already underway. Two new girls, one 19 and one 22, were at the Playboy mansion this past weekend as possible replacements. They are not current Playboy or professional models, both have regular jobs.
- Miss October 2008 Kelly Carrington may be on the short list to become one of the new girlfriends.
- Dasha (this girl) is not on the list to replace Kendra or anyone else. That story was put out by her people. There is no validity to it.
- Kendra is absolutely engaged to Hank Baskett. She has to deny it publicly for the sake of the show but in reality Hef knows and is fine with it.
- Bridgett really has not had sex in three years. She is dating someone but they have not slept together. It's not clear why, maybe a lingering sense of loyalty to Hef. He would not care if she did. Hef adores Bridgett and wants the best for her, including a happy relationship, as long as its kept quiet for a few more months. Hef is with Holly, Holly is with Hef. For now. They have made no decision about their future. He can't marry her but they have tried to have kids, so far unsuccessfully. She is not sleeping with Criss Angel.”

When asked to explain his magic show last night, TMZ reports that David Blaine on said his Dive of Death stunt failed because President Bush’s speech ran long and the wind died. He said the plan was for him to leap off the platform, fall about 5 feet, then get swept away by helium balloons.
(I had to laugh at this commentary by ‘The Superficial.” It pretty much sums up my thoughts exactly:)
”That was the plan. Fall 5 feet then go for a balloon ride. That was the Dive of Death. Keep in mind the average bed is about three feet high, so you may have equaled David Blaine’s death defying stunt spectacular after a bad dream or during an especially frisky love-making session.”

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