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Hunt for the Rump Monkey
Published 03/14/2007 at 5:39 p.m.
Forget the skunk ape, coastalbeat.com embarks on a quest to find the mysterious rump monkey.
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Plan B: Preventing Pregnancy or Promoting Promiscuity?
Published 01/30/2007 at 4:17 p.m.
Jessica didn’t expect to meet someone. In December she had separated from her husband of ten years and was still finalizing her divorce. The last thing on her mind was starting a new relationship.
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Nightlife
Published 01/30/2007 at 4:09 p.m.
DJ Anthony Martin has been in the music business for over 25 years. He provides the beats at a variety of Southwest Florida night spots and is a regular at Nooshi Lounge and Sanibel Steakhouse club nights. coastalbeat.com got a ...
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Restoring the Balance
Published 01/24/2007 at 2:05 p.m.
I woke up on Monday morning in a lethargic, grease induced funk. My body was waging a war against me as I tried to summon the energy to start a new week of work. The night before I had seen ...
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Cover-Free Zone
Published 01/17/2007 at 5:10 p.m.
Mohsim Rizvi is at the mic. Take note. He’s got something to say, and it’s not canned or pre-sanitized for your safety. It’s raw, real, his own.
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Go Ask Alice
Published 01/02/2007 at 3:47 p.m.
If the real life version of Aunt Alice was anything like the Muppet version, then she must have been one cool cat. Alice the Muppet sits on a wooden swing in sexy black and red lingerie, pearls dangling from her ...
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Winner winner, chicken dinner
Published 12/27/2006 at 7:37 p.m. 1 Comment
The legend tells that years ago every casino in Las Vegas had a three-piece chicken dinner with a potato and a veggie for $1.79. A standard bet back then was $2, hence when you won a bet you had enough ...
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Play Until You Drop
Published 12/12/2006 at 2:36 p.m.
Sitting in the window of Ryan Chastain’s South Fort Myers apartment, right next to the Christmas tree, is a sparkling, lit-up baseball. Just down the street from the Fort Myers Miracle stadium, Chastain’s home is a shrine to his love ...
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Shoeless and Lovin' It
Published 12/05/2006 at 2:58 p.m.
His first song of the night ends and no one gathered at the Sunset Beach Bar in the Naples Beach resort pays any attention. They are all enthralled with the maize and parsimmon streaks running across the aquarium blue sky ...
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In Search of Flexibility and Focus
Published 11/28/2006 at 1:22 p.m.
It is 11:30 a.m. and I’m ready to go to sleep. It is the end of morning yoga class at the Wellness Center in Naples, and we are meditating to soothing ambient sounds coming from the boom box. After stretching ...
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The Nude Solution
Published 11/21/2006 at 4:18 p.m.
When Bob Erlenmeyer was in his early 30s he wouldn’t take his shirt off anywhere in public. He returned from the Vietnam War to his home in Ohio with a long, wide scar running down the length of his stomach. ...
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Down-Home Blues in Goodland
Published 11/14/2006 at 2:14 p.m.
Jessica Rabbit was there, so were Strawberry Shortcake and the Devil. Along with other costumed partiers, they were there to groove to the blues and rock sounds of the Raiford Starke Band. It was the band’s first performance to the ...
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Rock Out for a good Cause
Published 11/07/2006 at 2:04 p.m.
Antimo Onzo is more than he appears. During performances he wears a dark blue collared shirt, weathered blue jeans, and a broad-brimmed black cowboy hat. While he talks about his influences from country music like Tim McGraw and Rascal Flatts, ...
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Breakout Box
Published 11/07/2006 at 12:52 p.m.
Some people try to dodge strip malls at all costs, scared off by the cookie cutter designs and endless chain stores offering the same old thing. Yet, in Southwest Florida strip malls are all but unavoidable, and at some point ...
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Burden of the Snowbirds
Published 10/31/2006 at 4 p.m.
Ed Gifford moved to Naples a little over a year ago, but he has already learned how to identify the signs of the yearly invasion. In front of him in line at Walgreens recently were three couples no younger than ...
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Love in 6 Minutes
Published 10/31/2006 at 2:04 p.m.
Every day 1,000 new people move to Florida. Now some of them are obviously not single, but many of them are. So how are all these new arrivals meeting people? And, more importantly, how are they meeting potential mates?
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After Dark at the Pier
Published 10/16/2006 at 1:46 p.m.
Johan Cruz’s hands are cut and bloody from running the filament through his palms. He jabs a hook, attached to his reel-less fishing rod, through the flesh of a small fish. He swings the line above his head like a ...
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$15 and Under: Showing Some Cajun Love
Published 10/03/2006 at 1:15 p.m.
On a Monday night, I found myself driving down the streets of Fort Myers Beach with a friend looking for a reasonable dinner. It was the night of the first New Orleans Saints game back in the Superdome since Hurricane ...
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Indie Need Not Apply
Published 09/26/2006 at 3:54 p.m.
Now this is an indie movie: director, cameraman, assistant and two actors, nobody else. Writer/Director/Producer Christopher Bright, his bare feet caked in sand, is directing the action just north of the Fort Myers Beach pier.
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$15 and under: Castaway's Backwater Cafe
Published 09/19/2006 at 6 p.m.
Castaway’s Backwater Café doesn’t put on a front. It is what it says it is. If this bar/restaurant were on Third Street or had a waterfront view, perhaps it would be known throughout Southwest Florida. Instead, it is shipwrecked, hidden ...
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Going the Distance
Published 09/12/2006 at 5:40 p.m.
All eyes are on you. Palms sweating, you’re trying to focus, as adrenaline is released and your heart beats faster. It’s about competition, bragging rights, the thrill.
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Waiting to Be Legal
Published 09/05/2006 at 4:29 p.m. 1 Comment
Barranquilla, Colombia – Rene Marañon is standing on the rocky Caribbean shore outside his hometown, 1,180 miles away from Southwest Florida, watching ships stacked with huge metal containers creep down the mouth of the Magdalena river toward the port. “That’s ...
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$15 and under: Don Haney's Smokehouse
Published 08/30/2006 at 6 p.m.
Sometimes you know what you want, and what you want is some barbecued ribs and beer. In such instances, Don Haney’s Smokehouse just might call out to you with its flowing taps and slow-cooked, homemade-sauce drenched ribs.
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Gone Fishing
Published 08/30/2006 at 6 p.m. 2 Comments
What’s better than ditching work at 2 p.m. on a Tuesday to go fishing on a beautiful sunny Florida afternoon? Well ... I didn’t know because I’ve never gone fishing in Florida, nor fished at all in the last 10 ...
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$15 And Under: Taqueria San Julian
Published 08/23/2006 at 4:58 p.m.
When I left San Francisco in January to come here, I thought I was leaving behind my beloved, authentic Mexican restaurants that were scattered throughout my neighborhood, the Mission District. In the traditionally Hispanic area, the taco meat is succulent ...